i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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