I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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