I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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