You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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