So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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