you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
