please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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