ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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