ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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