you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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