When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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