How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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