I'm lost and stupid without you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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