After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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