Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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