He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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