I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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