his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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