who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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