This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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