So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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