Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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