You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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