doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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