But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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