did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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