we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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