Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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