I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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