hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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