I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
