No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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