Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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