Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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