i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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