Sponge bath it is.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
how do flat chested girls get laid?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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