i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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