whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
