I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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