Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Randomize
