I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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