Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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