Non-Jews are for practice
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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