You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she smelled like a LAN party
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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