remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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