i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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