Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am in a vortex of obligation.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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