i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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