He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
COCAINE IS GR8
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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