I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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