But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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