Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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